I'll start with two of my favourites:
A few years ago (around the time of the Chippendales fame) there was a tour of "Page 3 Girls" and naturally this attracted some media attention in "Catholic Ireland". A reporter who was getting public opinion on the subject interviewed people on the streets of Dublin about the event. One that they interviewed was a Moore Street fishwife, a real "salt of the earth" Dubliner.
Interviewer: What would you think of your husband going to see these topless models
Moore St. Lady: Sure isn't he going tonight?
Interviewer: Are you not afraid he'll get excited by these scantily clad young ladies?
Moore St. Lady: Sure how do I care who pumps up his wheels as long as I ride the bike?
The second was a comment passed to my brother in law by his mother on a night he was heading out for one of his first dates:
"Have a good time, but just remember. Married or Single, once you've honeymooned, you come into this house as a guest."
There's such a brilliant message in that economy of words. I love it .
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