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Is it based on the recently discovered Tolkien's final draft, in which Fëanor donates the Silmarils for the repair of the Trees and his sons go on to lead happy and productive lives?
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Why would they pick a female actress when their funder is such a perfect match for the part?
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That article leave out the part about it being filmed on Mars once there's a colony there.
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Frelga wrote:Is it based on the recently discovered Tolkien's final draft, in which Fëanor donates the Silmarils for the repair of the Trees and his sons go on to lead happy and productive lives?
No-no. It’s based on the draft in which Fëanor builds a huge empire, smoke grass on elfTV, and then his people unionize to gain equal access to the Silmaril’s wealth.
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Dave_LF wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:52 pm Why would they pick a female actress when their funder is such a perfect match for the part?
Because there were no male actresses available.
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Maria wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:53 pm That article leave out the part about it being filmed on Mars once there's a colony there.
I'm pretty sure that is the Middle-Mars franchise... :P
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